I Hate Crafts

I do. Truly. I know, I do several "craft-y" things myself, particularly knitting and sewing, but they don't seem like "crafts" to me. I'm thinking about the kid's painting, cutting, gluing, glitter, "making"-type crafts. You know, the ones that involve:

1. a huge mess
2. loads of materials
3. several perfectionist children who all want help doing their thing all at the same time
4. a huge mess
5. an inordinate amount of time
6. massive amounts of room to dry/harden/store said crafts
7. a huge mess that I have to clean up

Problem: my kids love crafts. Excuse me, they LOVE crafts. They don't care much what kind, as long as there is some kind of "making" involved. So, I've been looking for crafts that they like and that I can cope with without committing some gross sin against the Lord. So, top three Kelly-style crafts for kids:

1. Paperclip necklaces. We made these yesterday. Took half an hour, no drying or mess, and when I start finding little paperclips scattered about, I'll commandeer them for my own intentions.
2. Rubbings. Leaves, coins, flowers, almost anything can be rubbed with crayon and paper. Why have I never thought of this before? I mean, Abigail's almost 7! And it can easily feature in our nature studies for school...
3. Finger print drawings. We've made turkeys, people, chicks, flowers, etc. They like it because it's one of the rare times they are actually allowed to put stuff on their hands, and I like it because the mess is still minimal and we actually use some of the stamping inks I just had to have.

So there you have it. Anyone else have an excellent idea to share? We're all ears!

Oh, and respect to Mum, who spent more than any sane person's fair share of crafting with the girls. They had a ball, and I kept well out of the way (hiding in the sewing room). Thanks, Mum!

Location, location, location

A crucial requirement for house-buying: be sure to chose a house whose neighbors grow beautiful flowers and are willing to share. I'm just sayin'.

Peonies and Lilacs

Now showing

Coming soon

Becoming a "Dorcas"

This looks like a fantastic opportunity to serve - I'm going to get involved, and it would be great some others who are so inclined to do so as well!

A sweet Sunday

It was a good day

It's all happenin'

There's been a whole lot of making going on at Chez Gayner. Last week, I was finally able to finish the second of 2 quilts. The first I made in honor of my clever husband, who finally fixed my sewing machine (thanks for the loaner, Zo!). He wanted something handmade-by-me (how sweet) to hang above our bed. I was happy to oblige. Second was a quilt for Noah. Just a fleece backing with flannel quilt top. Both were just put together sans pattern - more of an experiment than anything else. And big thanks to Anna, for her binding tutorial - very helpful stuff!

Due to the kindness of my mother-in-law, I was able to get quite a bit of sewing done. Mainly some uninspired mending, but the kids now have some new shorts, trousers and dresses to add to their wardrobes.

Another reversible, this time for Anna. What a cutie.

Finally had to pull myself away yesterday to check on Toby's creativity...

My man made this. Too cool. It's been in the planning stages for a while, and now it's becoming a reality. Toby has spent almost 2 full days on this with Peter, and it's definitely been 2 days well spent. Once the rope bridge is adjusted and railings put up, I don't think I'll be able to get the kids away. Which is just as it should be.

Frogs

Not that I think it's another plague or anything, but we have been noticing a few (more) frogs around the house lately. This big boy (I've started calling him "The Grandaddy") has been sighted a few times. He likes our rain barrels.

And yesterday morning at 6.30am, I noticed a new guest - this little guy was hopping around the laundry room. I can only imagine he got in throught the dog flap, but if he's strong enough to get through that thing, then I'm glad I didn't run into him in a dark alley.

He wasn't much interested in being held and kept leaping out of my hands. Fortunately, he only had to hit the cement floor once to calm him down.

And for your viewing pleasure, Noah and I, trying to show ole Kermit here a little hospitality.

Top tip

Should you ever find that someone has decorated your computer monitor with a Sharpie marker, color over with with a dry-erase marker and wipe off. It works beautifully - thanks to the very clever person who suggested this online. Thanks to you, our son shall live to see another day.

If you haven't encountered this problem yet, don't laugh, or we'll send Noah around with a Sharpie for a visit...

Seriously good granola

I've been making this stuff for a while now, and it is good. Care to try?

Preheat the oven to 300 F. Mix 4 cups oats, 1 1/2 cups sliced almonds, 1/2 cup light brown sugar, 1/2 tsp salt & 1/2 tsp cinnamon. Make sure to break up any lumps of sugar. In a saucepan, warm 1/4 cup cooking oil and 1/4 cup honey. Whisk in 1 tsp vanilla. Pour liquid over oats and mix well.

Pour into an adequate baking dish - I usually use a large glass loaf pan or casserole dish. Bake for 40 min. You're supposed to give it a little stir every 10 min while in the oven, but I rarely bother. Once it's out, pour in 1 1/2 cups of dried fruit (raisins, cranberries, whatever you want). Let it cool a little, then keep it in one of those nifty glass counter-top jars, for asthetic principles.

You can omit the nuts if you prefer, or use pecans, which makes a lovely twist.

Modifications are wonderful, but the original recipe is in the 2002 edition of the Better Homes and Gardens Annual Recipes book. Good stuff.

A friendly piece of advice

Never, never lift the lid on the salad spinner until it stops spinning.

Also found out that you should also never, never lift the lid on the popcorn popper until it stops popping.

Who knew?